MEETINGS.

I went in to see them.

They were busy, in a meeting.

I rang back.

They couldn’t talk, they were in a meeting.

I made an appointment.

They said we would have a meeting.

I went again.

We had a meeting.

They had a meeting about my meeting.

Then they called me in for a meeting about their meeting about my meeting.

I got ill and missed my meeting.

They had a meeting about me missing my meeting.

They told me because I missed my meeting I couldn’t have another meeting.

I became more ill and died.

They had a meeting about me.

As a result, they decided they had done all they could and closed my case. Stamped it satisfactorily concluded, and went off to another meeting.